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i think my new obsession are shoes and mac eye shadow

this is the only way you can get me to wear flat shoes.

I thought i've saw it all …

lol* someone actually created this product! there's so much hype around plastic surgery these days esp boob jobs that ppl will simply buy into anything and everything. but why go under the knife & spend thousands of hardworking dollars when you can just pop one of these in ur mouth & chew your way to bigger boobs. cant u see urself now? sitting infront of ur computer at work & just chewing them 8 hrs straight. damn, by the time ur off work ur chest will be so big u wont even be able to see ur keyboard.

WARNING side effects might include un-neccessary fondling…

MA MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. ” look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” The MBA ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time ! wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?” The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.

“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.

2 posts in a row! Sweet.

I have real flowers

And a hand knitted one too. Sweet.

Sorry guys! For not updating my blog since hmmm … i can't recall. 

U wouldn't believe this! One gloomy morning on Valentines Day, somebody thinking it will be pretty cool to surprise me by charging into my room with nice breakfast and all. They caught me WEARING MY BIRTHDAY SUIT. This is really a SURPRISE, guys! Very naughty indeed.

Getting cosy.

Sweet

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE werein divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, “You say here that your wife is crazy.”

Mickey replied, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.”

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I've been getting lotsa spam mails lately. How on earth have I got into their mailing list?? A BIG QUESTION! I DON”T NEED IT! Can somebody teach me how to prevent it? *FRUSTRATION*


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